USB to ethernet adapters and macs

[christopher marcoe]

I'm sorry that my first post wasnt' very clear.  The sarcasm and humor Derick provided have taught me the error of my ways.  I'll be as short and complete as possible:

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I ask the very specific question:

"Is anyone aware of a USB-to-ethernet adapter that works on apple hardware with any of the following Opperating Systems: OS 9.x / OS 10.X / YDL 3.x"

I actively use all three, although still learning linux.

WHY am I asking the question?
My G3/900 ibook (which is a laptop, and therefor has no PCI slots..for those unfamiliar w/ the apple product line or laptops in general) has had it's built in ethernet port broken. 

Being that all ibooks also lack a PCMCIA slot/port (either 16 bit or 32 bit cardbus) this leaves me w/ a problem...no easy way to get an RJ45 ethernet port on the machine.

NOTE: apple laptops no longer have SCSI ports, so an ASANTI SCSI-to-ethernet adapter is also not an option on the ibook, running any OS.

Any actually constructive advice/links would be appreciated.  Please keep responces from ranting and rambling on.  If you are aware of other places/threads that this questions might be better served I am EAGER for constructive guidance.  I'd rather not be using my Win98/2000/XP desktop, it doesn't fit in bed or on the couch.

Sincerely,

Chris

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