Subject: Re: Stupid Question
From: Alex J. Avriette (nolimits@cts.com)
Date: Mon May 22 2000 - 02:25:07 MDT
>Please send instructions (and any flames) offlist.
hehehe! You asked for it!
Cheers,
alex
(did you get unsubbed okay?)
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Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer
[ ] Asshole
[!] Loser
[ ] Me too er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed
[ ] Freak
[ ] FLAMENET
[!] Other: "how do i unsubscribe"-er
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[!] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your server sucks
[!] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racism shit
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a fed
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this mailing list: [none indicated]
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above
End of Flame.
Have a nice day.
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Alex J Avriette And if the dam breaks open many years too soon,
Macintosh Systems Dude And if there is no room upon the hill,
mailto:nolimits@cts.com And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
mailto:alex@mystical.org Ill see you on the dark side of the moon.
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